Just wanted to let you know that my stuff is at Henderson Storage Kings, a fine storage retreat. My stuff loves it there. But, frankly is getting a little lonely and has asked me to ask you to bring your stuff for a long visit.
Ok,so there's a reward for bringing your stuff. One for me and one for you. You and I will both receive $50 off our next month's rent. All you have to do is print this and take it to Henderson Storage Kings, 318 N. Boulder Hwy. in Henderson, Nv. and tell them I sent you. Pretty good deal, huh?
Anyway I'm trying to get my stuff to quit bugging me about getting your stuff to the retreat. He's really begging for a leg lamp (do you own one?)
Your friend,